You clearly have good taste if you're reading this. No, this is not
another passage of empty-hearted filler text — consider it an
introduction. If you've never been introduced to a website theme
before, let's just say there's a first time for everything.
Abdicate is tasty, rich in vitamin C, and possibly sentient, so maybe
you shouldn't eat it. I'm just saying.
This template uses no artificial sweeteners. Peasants.